Ninja
Non - Fiction
The truth is always in your face
Ninja
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The term 'ninja' is used to describe something beyond descriptions. On a simple scale of awesomeness, you will see "pro - 1337 - 1338 - Ninja" . In fact, a Lvl 80 Ninja is stronger than a Lvl 80 Cleric. Nobody can doubt the strength, agility and intelligence of a ninja. To become a ninja requires more than one can achieve, it might even require one to leave one's home. Ninjas are so powerful that any average ninja can just call Voldermot a "Pussboy" or a "Analman". Say the word "Horcrux" to any ninja and you will get "Fuck off, pussboy". Yes, ninjas are rude but it is due to the fact that nobody else can defeat them, not even Darth Vader. In fact, it was rumored that Ip man is a ninja.
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Ninjas In Games
Usually ninjas are very advanced jobs/classes in most RPGs. They require lots of patience and character building to achieve the legendary status. Usually the understudy is a thief or rogue based on certain popular games like Neopets / Pokemon. Usually ninjas in games have exceptionally high speed and evasiveness. Nobody cares about strength, so what if one's balls are metal? A ninja can execute an almost as fast as the speed of light and rip off your balls. When you feel that a gust of wind dash through you, and suddenly hear a voice saying "You had sex before you knew it", you are practically screwed, you just got raped by a ninja without noticing.
What Can Ninjas In Games Do
- Eat your face
- Eat your arms
- Eat your face, then your arms
- Eat your arms, then your face
- Invisible
- Anal you
- Anal your face
- Anal your face, then eat it
- Anal your arms, then eat it
- Anal your face, then eat your arms
- Anal your arms, then eat your face
- Anal your face and arms, then eat your arms and face
- Anal your arms and face, then eat your face and arms
- Disappear after analing you
- Disappear after eating your face
- Disappear after eating your arms
- Disappear after eating your face and arms
- Disappear after analing your face and eating your arms
- Disappear after analing your arms and eating your face
- Disappear after analing your face and arms and eating your arms and face
- Disappear after analing your arms and face and eating your face and arms
- Reappearing after disappearing after analing your face and eating your arms
- Reappearing after disappearing after analing your arms and face and eating your face and arms
- Reappearing after analing your arms and face and eating your face and arms after poisoning you
- Reappearing to call your mum fat
- Reappearing to call your dad fat
- Reappearing to call you fat
- Reappearing to call your mum and dad fat
- Reappearing to call your mum fat, then your dad fat
- Reappearing to call your dad fat, then your mum fat
- Reappearing to call you fat after calling your mum fat and your dad fat
- Reappearing to call you fat after calling your mum then your dad fat
As you can see, ninjas in most games are unstoppable, not even the highest ranking administrator can escape the hurtful remarks of his parents being fat. There is no real prove that ninjas in games are actually even close to being possible to be defeated. During 2001, an army of 9001 night elves tried to take down a ninja, but all left the battle with hurting asses and hurting feelings.
I am a lvl 270 ninja and your whole family is fat. You are hopeless. You can only sit in one corner and cry
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Ninjas In Real Life
Unlike in games, the ninjas in real life are not as hardcore as the pixels. But they are still very very dangerous and scary. In fact, they are so hardcore that they cannot die. Yes, ninjas in real life cannot die, they have special skills that give them near to immortality. A LVL 80 ninja is untouchable and deadly, he can do a roundhouse kick and disarm you, make you drop your gun, then cut your face and whisper in your ear "sashaaaa" and proceed to bite off your ears. Ninjas are so fierce that they have levels, not the simple minded ones in RPGs, but real levels. If you look into a ninja's eye for about 4 seconds, his level will form above his head. If you see any number above 79, you should make a run for it. If between 10 to 79, you might still have a fighting chance. If below 10, that means he rebirthed and you should just run like a chink. Yes, ninjas can rebirth.
Weapons That Ninjas In Real Life Use
Shuriken : A commonly used throwing star that cuts through any diamond. To avoid death, do not wear any diamond.
Ninja : Don't be alarmed, ninjas can throw ninjas at you. The thrown ninja might even throw another ninja at you. This proves to be the most fatal attack.
Smoke Bomb : Throwing a smoke bomb straight to your face can smoke you badly. It either kills you by poisoning, or blinds you for a sometime while the ninja sneaks behind you to cut your chest. There is almost no way to escape it after he thrown the bomb. The only way is to shout "STOP" and point at the ninja and say "STOP IT NOW" but he will proceed to kill you. The advantage for the 6 seconds stoppage is so that you can plan your will correctly just in case some bastard relative altered the will and took your bathtub.
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How To Spot A Ninja
You are doing your daily routine, be it feeding the dog or killing a cat, you saw a suspicious figure looking at you. You have no idea what the hell is that, then it suddenly walk towards you. It could be a ninja, or it could just be your mailman. But you cannot take any chances, this is a matter of life and death. Luckily here is a secret manual on how to survive ninjas. Pay attention to features such as:
1) Outfit - Ninjas wear very tight suits and their socks or whatever usually show
2) Weapons - Every ninja has a katana behind him, 6 smoke bombs belted and a kunai in his hand
3) Eyes - Ninjas have sexy blue eyes, i think, I just made that up. Skip this.
4) Scars - Usually ninjas have scratches on their faces to show how hardcore they are
5) Stance - A ninja will not stand normally, he will be in a ready position, knees and elbows bend
6) Tattoo - Every ninja has a hello kitty tattoo on his neck.
How To Run Away From A Ninja
Supposed you found out that the weird guy isn't your mailman, DO NOT PANIC. Ninjas can sense fear, except for LVLs below 10, BUT THEY MIGHT HAVE REBIRTHED BEFORE. The only way to escape is to be calm and follow these steps :
1) You are screwed.
2) You should be dead by now
3) If for some reason you are still alive, I respect you
4) Nobody can pass the 2nd fatal roundhouse kick from a ninja, you must be dead now
5) I like making extra steps to see who the hell can actually reach this step
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Ninja Natural Habitat
- Behind you
- In front of you
- Beside you
- Near you
- Inside of you
- Between you
- Below you
- Above you
- Diagonally to the right above you
- Diagonally to the left above you
- Behind your mum
- Behind your dad
- Behind your chair
- Behind your table
- Behind your closet
- Behind your bed
- In your computer
- In your refrigerator
- In your shadow
- In your bed
- In your thoughts
- In your body
- In your house
- In villages
- In cities
- In forests
- In mountains
- In valleys
- In your room
- In any room
10 ninjas in every locker, 5 behind every pillar, 30 invisible, 1 behind the camera
2 ninjas under every chair, 120 outside the window, 20 sitting on the chair, 6 behind camera
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Sounds That Ninjas Make To Warn That You Are Gonna Die
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
- OOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
- IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAANNNNN GGGIIIIIVEEEEEE YYYOOOUUUU GASTBY
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- irjwbmioy3n896oh8wTHWA*TUA*(LWN^BJHQ#*^BHJ#*
- 8924vynq285yq785yq289byhnwaiorwhorviwhtbriowbhtwqi
- THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- THIS IS PATRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
- FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- You die now, boy
- OOOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD
- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNISSSSS
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... \O/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... l AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... / \ ....LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- ITS OVER NINE TTTHHHHHHOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD
- WWHHHHHATTT NINE THOUSAND?!!? THERES NO WAY WE CAN BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- IMMMAAAAA FFFFIIIIRRRRRRIIINNNNN MMMMAAAAAHHHHH LLLLLAAAZZZOOORR
BBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ISSUE 1
The truth is always in your face
Ninja
__________________________________________________________________________________
The term 'ninja' is used to describe something beyond descriptions. On a simple scale of awesomeness, you will see "pro - 1337 - 1338 - Ninja" . In fact, a Lvl 80 Ninja is stronger than a Lvl 80 Cleric. Nobody can doubt the strength, agility and intelligence of a ninja. To become a ninja requires more than one can achieve, it might even require one to leave one's home. Ninjas are so powerful that any average ninja can just call Voldermot a "Pussboy" or a "Analman". Say the word "Horcrux" to any ninja and you will get "Fuck off, pussboy". Yes, ninjas are rude but it is due to the fact that nobody else can defeat them, not even Darth Vader. In fact, it was rumored that Ip man is a ninja.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Ninjas In Games
Usually ninjas are very advanced jobs/classes in most RPGs. They require lots of patience and character building to achieve the legendary status. Usually the understudy is a thief or rogue based on certain popular games like Neopets / Pokemon. Usually ninjas in games have exceptionally high speed and evasiveness. Nobody cares about strength, so what if one's balls are metal? A ninja can execute an almost as fast as the speed of light and rip off your balls. When you feel that a gust of wind dash through you, and suddenly hear a voice saying "You had sex before you knew it", you are practically screwed, you just got raped by a ninja without noticing.
What Can Ninjas In Games Do
- Eat your face
- Eat your arms
- Eat your face, then your arms
- Eat your arms, then your face
- Invisible
- Anal you
- Anal your face
- Anal your face, then eat it
- Anal your arms, then eat it
- Anal your face, then eat your arms
- Anal your arms, then eat your face
- Anal your face and arms, then eat your arms and face
- Anal your arms and face, then eat your face and arms
- Disappear after analing you
- Disappear after eating your face
- Disappear after eating your arms
- Disappear after eating your face and arms
- Disappear after analing your face and eating your arms
- Disappear after analing your arms and eating your face
- Disappear after analing your face and arms and eating your arms and face
- Disappear after analing your arms and face and eating your face and arms
- Reappearing after disappearing after analing your face and eating your arms
- Reappearing after disappearing after analing your arms and face and eating your face and arms
- Reappearing after analing your arms and face and eating your face and arms after poisoning you
- Reappearing to call your mum fat
- Reappearing to call your dad fat
- Reappearing to call you fat
- Reappearing to call your mum and dad fat
- Reappearing to call your mum fat, then your dad fat
- Reappearing to call your dad fat, then your mum fat
- Reappearing to call you fat after calling your mum fat and your dad fat
- Reappearing to call you fat after calling your mum then your dad fat
As you can see, ninjas in most games are unstoppable, not even the highest ranking administrator can escape the hurtful remarks of his parents being fat. There is no real prove that ninjas in games are actually even close to being possible to be defeated. During 2001, an army of 9001 night elves tried to take down a ninja, but all left the battle with hurting asses and hurting feelings.
I am a lvl 270 ninja and your whole family is fat. You are hopeless. You can only sit in one corner and cry__________________________________________________________________________________
Ninjas In Real Life
Unlike in games, the ninjas in real life are not as hardcore as the pixels. But they are still very very dangerous and scary. In fact, they are so hardcore that they cannot die. Yes, ninjas in real life cannot die, they have special skills that give them near to immortality. A LVL 80 ninja is untouchable and deadly, he can do a roundhouse kick and disarm you, make you drop your gun, then cut your face and whisper in your ear "sashaaaa" and proceed to bite off your ears. Ninjas are so fierce that they have levels, not the simple minded ones in RPGs, but real levels. If you look into a ninja's eye for about 4 seconds, his level will form above his head. If you see any number above 79, you should make a run for it. If between 10 to 79, you might still have a fighting chance. If below 10, that means he rebirthed and you should just run like a chink. Yes, ninjas can rebirth.
Weapons That Ninjas In Real Life Use
Shuriken : A commonly used throwing star that cuts through any diamond. To avoid death, do not wear any diamond.
Ninja : Don't be alarmed, ninjas can throw ninjas at you. The thrown ninja might even throw another ninja at you. This proves to be the most fatal attack.
Smoke Bomb : Throwing a smoke bomb straight to your face can smoke you badly. It either kills you by poisoning, or blinds you for a sometime while the ninja sneaks behind you to cut your chest. There is almost no way to escape it after he thrown the bomb. The only way is to shout "STOP" and point at the ninja and say "STOP IT NOW" but he will proceed to kill you. The advantage for the 6 seconds stoppage is so that you can plan your will correctly just in case some bastard relative altered the will and took your bathtub.
__________________________________________________________________________________
How To Spot A Ninja
You are doing your daily routine, be it feeding the dog or killing a cat, you saw a suspicious figure looking at you. You have no idea what the hell is that, then it suddenly walk towards you. It could be a ninja, or it could just be your mailman. But you cannot take any chances, this is a matter of life and death. Luckily here is a secret manual on how to survive ninjas. Pay attention to features such as:
1) Outfit - Ninjas wear very tight suits and their socks or whatever usually show
2) Weapons - Every ninja has a katana behind him, 6 smoke bombs belted and a kunai in his hand
3) Eyes - Ninjas have sexy blue eyes, i think, I just made that up. Skip this.
4) Scars - Usually ninjas have scratches on their faces to show how hardcore they are
5) Stance - A ninja will not stand normally, he will be in a ready position, knees and elbows bend
6) Tattoo - Every ninja has a hello kitty tattoo on his neck.
How To Run Away From A Ninja
Supposed you found out that the weird guy isn't your mailman, DO NOT PANIC. Ninjas can sense fear, except for LVLs below 10, BUT THEY MIGHT HAVE REBIRTHED BEFORE. The only way to escape is to be calm and follow these steps :
1) You are screwed.
2) You should be dead by now
3) If for some reason you are still alive, I respect you
4) Nobody can pass the 2nd fatal roundhouse kick from a ninja, you must be dead now
5) I like making extra steps to see who the hell can actually reach this step
__________________________________________________________________________________
Ninja Natural Habitat
- Behind you
- In front of you
- Beside you
- Near you
- Inside of you
- Between you
- Below you
- Above you
- Diagonally to the right above you
- Diagonally to the left above you
- Behind your mum
- Behind your dad
- Behind your chair
- Behind your table
- Behind your closet
- Behind your bed
- In your computer
- In your refrigerator
- In your shadow
- In your bed
- In your thoughts
- In your body
- In your house
- In villages
- In cities
- In forests
- In mountains
- In valleys
- In your room
- In any room
10 ninjas in every locker, 5 behind every pillar, 30 invisible, 1 behind the camera
2 ninjas under every chair, 120 outside the window, 20 sitting on the chair, 6 behind camera__________________________________________________________________________________
Sounds That Ninjas Make To Warn That You Are Gonna Die
- WAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA
- OOOOOOOOOHOHOOOOOHOOOOOOOHOOOOOOO
- IIIIIIIIIIIIIII CAAAAAAANNNNN GGGIIIIIVEEEEEE YYYOOOUUUU GASTBY
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- irjwbmioy3n896oh8wTHWA*TUA*(LWN^BJHQ#*^BHJ#*
- 8924vynq285yq785yq289byhnwaiorwhorviwhtbriowbhtwqi
- THIS IS SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- THIS IS PATRICKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
- FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
- LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
- You die now, boy
- OOOOOOOOHHHHHH MMMMMMYYYYYYYY GGGGGGGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDDD
- PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNISSSSS
- !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.... \O/ AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...... l AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA..... / \ ....LOL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
- ITS OVER NINE TTTHHHHHHOOOOUUUUUUSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDD
- WWHHHHHATTT NINE THOUSAND?!!? THERES NO WAY WE CAN BEAT THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- IMMMAAAAA FFFFIIIIRRRRRRIIINNNNN MMMMAAAAAHHHHH LLLLLAAAZZZOOORR
BBBLLLLLLLLLLLLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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ISSUE 1