Neopets
Non - Fiction
The truth is always in your face
Neopets
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Neopets (originally Star Wars) is a Role-Playing website game launched on 1756 during the French and Indian War by a man named Ling Ching Bing Bong Kong Wong Song Long John, or in short, Bing Bong. Neopets is a website game based on the French and Indian War where players can create an account and raise up to 4 pokemon, either from France or India. The game was originally made for French and Indian kids to play, but the game was leaked from iTunes and made worldwide.
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History
Neopets was created by Bing Bong when he was in jail. He thought of the magical world and Hogwarts and shared his ideas with his cellmates, to which they all agreed and supported. Bing Bong broke out of prison during the French War and escaped to Azkaban where he realized that the magical world actually existed and ruled by a drug addict gay called Albus Dumbledore.
Bing Bong went to Dumbledore's place where he seeked his help to set up a game in which they can suck money out of kids' asses easily. Dumbledore then thought of a click website for children to click and go to pages, while making every clicks cost USD$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. One of the players, Severus, realized that every click was so expensive so he killed Dumbledore out of anger. Bing Bong had nowhere to go but stayed with Voldermot, who suggested the Neopets.
Neopets had the idea of kids raising stupid pets that can never die. The click cost was reduced to USD$Under9000 and the population started increasing rapidly.
Creator of Neopets, Mr. Ling Ching Bing Bong Kong Wong Song Long John
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Gameplay
There are many aims in Neopets, you either raise your pet lovingly, turn your pet into a crazy fighting bitch, or just treat your pet like a douchebag and spam him with omelettes.That is the main aim of the game, to feed your pet with omelettes. You will head to some scary ass looking cave then to a land of dinosaurs that somehow survived the mass dinosaur wipeout, you will steal omelette from a huge omelette (Yes you are stealing an omelette from an omelette) and then shove them all into your pets' faces until they whine/die/die/die. Players can choose to spin wheels that take 7 days to stop, or play 9001 games that award neopoints.
Neopoints
The world of Neopia uses the currency Neopoints (NP) which is always mistaken with (No Problem) or (Nice Penis), Neopoints can buy anything, including neopoints themselves. The richest player in the world currently is Bill Gates with 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000 NP, unfortunately he has NP, No Penis. Which is actually NP to him, no problem. Just because he got the NP and the NP, doesnt mean it is NP to have NP but also NP. NP?
Neopets
The pets are called Neopets, because they are from Neo, the Neopia Planet full of Neos. That's why the pets there are called Neopets with Neoasses. Neopets are actually the main point of playing Neopets, they are pets that humans must raise.
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Neology
The act of raising a Neopet is called Neology. This word was created by Neoplayers all around the Neopia Planet filled with Neopets. Neology simply means "raising a pet" but it is a noun. Usually when players see that your Meerca is "hungry" or "dying", they will give you hurtful remarks like "h0ly ef Th4t guyz m3rc4t is dieing!!!1 Neol0gy frail!!!!!!!11" or "\/\/HAT THAEAS FQUAKCJ YOOOU MEERCA IS DIE NT G00D IN NEOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" . Which actually means that you are not good in Neology, raising your pet. To stop nerds from calling you a Neologyfail, you go to their profile page and report them to the admin, come up with a very uncheckable reason like "This guy called you black" or "This guy called that white guy nigger".
Neosationality
It is a way to call a pro "pro" in Neopets. When your Meerca killed a god damn black pet, nerds around you will go "WUT DAE FAUKC THIS GUY IS NEOSTENASASATNINOALL AOWRSAI NEOSENSAT I MEAN NEOSATONALYIT HOW TO SPELLLL?????????????" or "LAWWLLD THSSI KIELLDED THAT NEIGGA PETZ ! I CALLS HIM NEOSATIONALIRTYYU CANNOT SPELL ROFL" or even "Neosationality".
Neopenis
A taunt which means the penis. When your Meerca died in the battledome, the winner will say "lolll your neopenis is weaker than my neopenis." or "you hvae nopenis" which means "no penis". Since "neopenis" means "no penis", why do people say "your neopenis is weaker than my neopenis" when both have no penis, this question has been pondered over and over again my Neophilosfucks and over 9001 died from thinking.
NEOHAX
A popular way to describe a hacker, Neohax actually means "Neopets Hacker" but the 7 year olds are too lazy to type, or maybe they can't spell. If your Meerca manage to kill a LVL 80 Cleric without taking any damage, most probably the nerds around you will go "FER FAUCK TYHIS GUY ISNT PLAY REAL IS JUST HAXING YOU NEOHAX!!! YOU NEOHAX!!!" , sometimes the angrier ones go "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU NEOHAX! NEOHAX! NEOHAXXXXX!! I WANT NEOXHALCKX!!!!!!! I WANT BUY NEOHAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Pets
During the first Beta release, the pets were drawn with MS Paint. That is of course pretty depressing. Later on, the pet designs are just ripped off from either movies or other paintings then claimed to be neopets'. Neopets had to go through 3 changes to finally settle down with agreeable designs that everyone must be happy with.
The First Design
The first one is the most horrible one, they are all drawn by Paint with mouses, yes, mouses not any digital drawing pads or whatever. Just mouses. The artists have really shaky hands and their colour choices are horrible. The first designs were only used for a few months before the second one comes out.
The Second Design
Bing Bong decided to steal pictures from other shows and do a little change to claim that it is a neopet. The artists did not ask for permission or give any credit, they took almost all designs from Pokemon. And voila, the second generation of Neopets.
The Third Design
Neopets almost got sued by Pokemon and they changed their designs back to the first. Parents then complain that the pets look too fierce and dangerous, a good example is the blue Meerca with 2 huge teeth that look like they can rip your face off. The artists had to think fast before Neopets became bankrupt, they put in their most effort and drew the best and most harmless designs for children to love and enjoy playing.
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Petpet
Pets can have pets also, they are usually smaller and cuter but known to be homosexual. Petpets cannot help in battles but they can be beaten up by your pet if your pets are feeling very angry or rebellion. Petpets cost a lot, usually 70000 NP.
Petpetpet
Petpets have pets also to put all their anger into, by beating the hell out of them. Petpetpets can actually fight, but they can only fight petpets. This is a very good advantage, if you bring your pet, petpet, and petpetpet into the battledome, your pet and fight your opponent's pet while your petpetpet can attack your opponent's petpet. Once your opponent's petpet died, his pet cannot have any pet to give hell to and it will proceed to attacking your opponent.
Petpetpetpet
Petpetpets can have pets, unfortunately, the pets cannot do anything.
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Spinning Wheels
There are places that can spin wheels, the most famous one is the Wheel Of Fortune whereby people spin the wheel and guess the phrase which is actually something like hangman. There are other famous wheels like the Wheel Of Excitement, and the Wheel Of Monotony.
Wheel of Excitement
The worst and most useless wheels of all times, 4/5 of the wheel contains "death" or "death" or "death" or "die". 1/4 of it contains "1NP" or "die". To spin the wheel, your pet must be 2 days old, what the phuck?? 2 days old??? Basically once your pet is 2 days old, a bunch of homosexual fairies will touch your pet and spin the wheel. The wheel will usually reach "death" or "die" so the fairies will give you a deal in which you have to surrender your genitals (in real life) and your pet will not die. The trick is, pets cannot die. So new players are actually being fooled into losing their genitals. How exciting.
Wheel of Monotony
The wheel that eats all your money. It cost 6000000 NP to spin it because on the wheel is "1000000000NP", "Bill Gate's wallet", "petpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpet", "Free trip to Hawaii" and "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000NP". The trick is that the wheel will never stop once it starts spinning unless somebody stops it by either hitting it or smashing their heads against it. If someone actually does that, the admin will come and ban him, and most probably take all his money away.
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AVNBF
On every full moon at 12a.m, the administrators will hold an event called the "Admin VS Non-Admins Battledome Fight" which in short is AVNBF. The AVNBF is basically about admins and non-admins fighting by using their pets. The rules and rewards shown below :
Rules
1) Only 1 admin can fight with 1 non-admin
2) Admins can use their powers, non-admins cannot whine
3) Non-admins can only use 1 attack, while the admins can use 5 attacks in a turn
4) EVERYONE MUST ATTEND THE EVENT
Rewards
1) Admins that win will get the non-admins' house
2) Admins that lose will be stripped off their position
3) Non-Admins that win will become Admins
4) Non-Admins that lose will be banned for 120 months
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ISSUE 3
The truth is always in your face
Neopets
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Neopets (originally Star Wars) is a Role-Playing website game launched on 1756 during the French and Indian War by a man named Ling Ching Bing Bong Kong Wong Song Long John, or in short, Bing Bong. Neopets is a website game based on the French and Indian War where players can create an account and raise up to 4 pokemon, either from France or India. The game was originally made for French and Indian kids to play, but the game was leaked from iTunes and made worldwide.
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History
Neopets was created by Bing Bong when he was in jail. He thought of the magical world and Hogwarts and shared his ideas with his cellmates, to which they all agreed and supported. Bing Bong broke out of prison during the French War and escaped to Azkaban where he realized that the magical world actually existed and ruled by a drug addict gay called Albus Dumbledore.
Bing Bong went to Dumbledore's place where he seeked his help to set up a game in which they can suck money out of kids' asses easily. Dumbledore then thought of a click website for children to click and go to pages, while making every clicks cost USD$1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000. One of the players, Severus, realized that every click was so expensive so he killed Dumbledore out of anger. Bing Bong had nowhere to go but stayed with Voldermot, who suggested the Neopets.
Neopets had the idea of kids raising stupid pets that can never die. The click cost was reduced to USD$Under9000 and the population started increasing rapidly.
Creator of Neopets, Mr. Ling Ching Bing Bong Kong Wong Song Long John__________________________________________________________________________________
Gameplay
There are many aims in Neopets, you either raise your pet lovingly, turn your pet into a crazy fighting bitch, or just treat your pet like a douchebag and spam him with omelettes.That is the main aim of the game, to feed your pet with omelettes. You will head to some scary ass looking cave then to a land of dinosaurs that somehow survived the mass dinosaur wipeout, you will steal omelette from a huge omelette (Yes you are stealing an omelette from an omelette) and then shove them all into your pets' faces until they whine/die/die/die. Players can choose to spin wheels that take 7 days to stop, or play 9001 games that award neopoints.
Neopoints
The world of Neopia uses the currency Neopoints (NP) which is always mistaken with (No Problem) or (Nice Penis), Neopoints can buy anything, including neopoints themselves. The richest player in the world currently is Bill Gates with 900000000000000000000000000000000000000000 NP, unfortunately he has NP, No Penis. Which is actually NP to him, no problem. Just because he got the NP and the NP, doesnt mean it is NP to have NP but also NP. NP?
Neopets
The pets are called Neopets, because they are from Neo, the Neopia Planet full of Neos. That's why the pets there are called Neopets with Neoasses. Neopets are actually the main point of playing Neopets, they are pets that humans must raise.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Neology
The act of raising a Neopet is called Neology. This word was created by Neoplayers all around the Neopia Planet filled with Neopets. Neology simply means "raising a pet" but it is a noun. Usually when players see that your Meerca is "hungry" or "dying", they will give you hurtful remarks like "h0ly ef Th4t guyz m3rc4t is dieing!!!1 Neol0gy frail!!!!!!!11" or "\/\/HAT THAEAS FQUAKCJ YOOOU MEERCA IS DIE NT G00D IN NEOLOGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" . Which actually means that you are not good in Neology, raising your pet. To stop nerds from calling you a Neologyfail, you go to their profile page and report them to the admin, come up with a very uncheckable reason like "This guy called you black" or "This guy called that white guy nigger".
Neosationality
It is a way to call a pro "pro" in Neopets. When your Meerca killed a god damn black pet, nerds around you will go "WUT DAE FAUKC THIS GUY IS NEOSTENASASATNINOALL AOWRSAI NEOSENSAT I MEAN NEOSATONALYIT HOW TO SPELLLL?????????????" or "LAWWLLD THSSI KIELLDED THAT NEIGGA PETZ ! I CALLS HIM NEOSATIONALIRTYYU CANNOT SPELL ROFL" or even "Neosationality".
Neopenis
A taunt which means the penis. When your Meerca died in the battledome, the winner will say "lolll your neopenis is weaker than my neopenis." or "you hvae nopenis" which means "no penis". Since "neopenis" means "no penis", why do people say "your neopenis is weaker than my neopenis" when both have no penis, this question has been pondered over and over again my Neophilosfucks and over 9001 died from thinking.
NEOHAX
A popular way to describe a hacker, Neohax actually means "Neopets Hacker" but the 7 year olds are too lazy to type, or maybe they can't spell. If your Meerca manage to kill a LVL 80 Cleric without taking any damage, most probably the nerds around you will go "FER FAUCK TYHIS GUY ISNT PLAY REAL IS JUST HAXING YOU NEOHAX!!! YOU NEOHAX!!!" , sometimes the angrier ones go "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU NEOHAX! NEOHAX! NEOHAXXXXX!! I WANT NEOXHALCKX!!!!!!! I WANT BUY NEOHAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
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Pets
During the first Beta release, the pets were drawn with MS Paint. That is of course pretty depressing. Later on, the pet designs are just ripped off from either movies or other paintings then claimed to be neopets'. Neopets had to go through 3 changes to finally settle down with agreeable designs that everyone must be happy with.
The First Design
The first one is the most horrible one, they are all drawn by Paint with mouses, yes, mouses not any digital drawing pads or whatever. Just mouses. The artists have really shaky hands and their colour choices are horrible. The first designs were only used for a few months before the second one comes out.
The Second Design
Bing Bong decided to steal pictures from other shows and do a little change to claim that it is a neopet. The artists did not ask for permission or give any credit, they took almost all designs from Pokemon. And voila, the second generation of Neopets.
The Third Design
Neopets almost got sued by Pokemon and they changed their designs back to the first. Parents then complain that the pets look too fierce and dangerous, a good example is the blue Meerca with 2 huge teeth that look like they can rip your face off. The artists had to think fast before Neopets became bankrupt, they put in their most effort and drew the best and most harmless designs for children to love and enjoy playing.
__________________________________________________________________________________
Petpet
Pets can have pets also, they are usually smaller and cuter but known to be homosexual. Petpets cannot help in battles but they can be beaten up by your pet if your pets are feeling very angry or rebellion. Petpets cost a lot, usually 70000 NP.
Petpetpet
Petpets have pets also to put all their anger into, by beating the hell out of them. Petpetpets can actually fight, but they can only fight petpets. This is a very good advantage, if you bring your pet, petpet, and petpetpet into the battledome, your pet and fight your opponent's pet while your petpetpet can attack your opponent's petpet. Once your opponent's petpet died, his pet cannot have any pet to give hell to and it will proceed to attacking your opponent.
Petpetpetpet
Petpetpets can have pets, unfortunately, the pets cannot do anything.
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Spinning Wheels
There are places that can spin wheels, the most famous one is the Wheel Of Fortune whereby people spin the wheel and guess the phrase which is actually something like hangman. There are other famous wheels like the Wheel Of Excitement, and the Wheel Of Monotony.
Wheel of Excitement
The worst and most useless wheels of all times, 4/5 of the wheel contains "death" or "death" or "death" or "die". 1/4 of it contains "1NP" or "die". To spin the wheel, your pet must be 2 days old, what the phuck?? 2 days old??? Basically once your pet is 2 days old, a bunch of homosexual fairies will touch your pet and spin the wheel. The wheel will usually reach "death" or "die" so the fairies will give you a deal in which you have to surrender your genitals (in real life) and your pet will not die. The trick is, pets cannot die. So new players are actually being fooled into losing their genitals. How exciting.
Wheel of Monotony
The wheel that eats all your money. It cost 6000000 NP to spin it because on the wheel is "1000000000NP", "Bill Gate's wallet", "petpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpetpet", "Free trip to Hawaii" and "10000000000000000000000000000000000000000NP". The trick is that the wheel will never stop once it starts spinning unless somebody stops it by either hitting it or smashing their heads against it. If someone actually does that, the admin will come and ban him, and most probably take all his money away.
__________________________________________________________________________________
AVNBF
On every full moon at 12a.m, the administrators will hold an event called the "Admin VS Non-Admins Battledome Fight" which in short is AVNBF. The AVNBF is basically about admins and non-admins fighting by using their pets. The rules and rewards shown below :
Rules
1) Only 1 admin can fight with 1 non-admin
2) Admins can use their powers, non-admins cannot whine
3) Non-admins can only use 1 attack, while the admins can use 5 attacks in a turn
4) EVERYONE MUST ATTEND THE EVENT
Rewards
1) Admins that win will get the non-admins' house
2) Admins that lose will be stripped off their position
3) Non-Admins that win will become Admins
4) Non-Admins that lose will be banned for 120 months
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ISSUE 3